Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Zombie Dances: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • bosscraft.pl

    bosscraft.pl

    I invite you to the new server bosscraft.pl survival plots

    lots of opportunities to have great fun, developed server and store, lots of ranks and other items that diversify your fun, come join us

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations

    The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    Epic War and Conflict Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    Master the Economy Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    Bounties, Quests, and Exploration For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    Forming Nations and Earning Perks Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    Player-Centric Experience With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    Modded Experience for a Richer World Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include: – Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes. – Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities. – The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot. – Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression. – MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History! Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.

    What makes this server unique?

    CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.

    Is there a cost to creating a nation?

    Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.

    Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?

    Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.

    Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    New Chunks Explored: 40310 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

    CrushCraft: No Loans for Love
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

    And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1675 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

    UndoItAll Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

    Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Crops Grown: 6352
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC
    Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

    But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

    VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

    we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5303 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3789 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2749 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Endless Legions Commanded: 30

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRuskiCraft

    RedstoneRuskiCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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