TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Towns Built:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Emeralds Found:	2167

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	197
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8233
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Rune Stones Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	455703
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	901	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.