TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1472	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2266	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Towns Built:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.