so, like, imagine this, right? this server is, like, the ultimate place for all the conspiracy theorists out there. we got aliens, bigfoot, lizard people, you name it. but get this, they’re all REAL on our server.

join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.

so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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