Trump’s Block Party | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Star Shards Collected:	113

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	703	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	3932
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4077
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Void Armor Forged:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Farms Harvested:	609	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1