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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7001 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.
So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)