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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9774 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 2414 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.
So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)