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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2554 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!