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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8428 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
Crops Grown: | 6406 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4668 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
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