Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Emeralds Found:	4063
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9247	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Items Found:	1526	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Runes Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crops Grown:	6791
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	200	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ores Mined:	9222	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	767188	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	9867
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5294	Herobrine Sightings:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	946277
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Votes:	5831	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	91/200	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	2485
Holy Grails Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28