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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6175 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)