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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1085 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)