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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6585 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)