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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5775 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
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AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
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