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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5965 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)