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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5066 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Crops Grown: | 4728 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
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