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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6929 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 29 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2623 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
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