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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1655 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 25 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)