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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7561 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 160 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)