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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5237 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4143 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
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