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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8292 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9765 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
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AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)