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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3036 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 371 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)