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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3984 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)