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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1351 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Crops Grown: | 3999 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)