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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2818 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3827 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)