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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3469 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)