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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7831 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
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