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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9024 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6807 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
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