Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than President Donald J. Trump himself! That’s right, POTUS45 is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us for a border bloodbath in Grand Rapids, MI or vote in the 2024 Florida Primary with President Trump. Let’s clinch the Republican nomination and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t miss out on the chance to build a wall around your base to keep out creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s gonna be huge! #MinecraftTrump2024 #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #BuildThatWall

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • LOLmegaCraft – The Ultimate Block Busters

    LOLmegaCraft – The Ultimate Block Busters
    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of battling Final Omega Strikers in epic showdowns that will test your skills and courage! – Dive into a world filled with emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind! – Get the latest scoop on balance patches and new characters like Mako, who will shake up the game like never before! – Watch replays of our legendary /omg/ Cup tournaments, where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights! – Check your rank and stats to see how you stack up against the competition, and track your match history to relive your greatest victories! – Explore our custom games sheet and Aggie archive for even more madness and mayhem!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 237
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Magic Items Found: 6425
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!

    CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.

    Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Gamers: Bet 2 Win

    Crafty Gamers: Bet 2 Win
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are even higher! 🎲💰 Join us and you could be like our player who bet a whopping 2.5K on a single hand of baccarat today! Who needs diamonds when you can win big in our virtual casino? 🃏💎

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that can slay any mob with a single swipe! ⚔️💎

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of high stakes gambling and intense PvP battles like never before! Who knows, you might just become the richest and most powerful player in all of Minecraft! 💰🔥

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Emeralds Found: 2727

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join boreway? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and snout-tastic skills.

    – We have a secret underground diamond mine that is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them in battle, you will be rewarded with unlimited riches and chicken nuggets for life.

    – Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare enchanted items. But be warned, he has some killer moves that will blow you away (literally).

    So what are you waiting for? Join boreway today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1177 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • LiverCraft: Where You Only Get 2 Lives!

    LiverCraft: Where You Only Get 2 Lives!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have ONLY 2 LIVERS left! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Our audience here rivals Hololive’s last year Fes stage concert. That’s right, we have virtual idols cheering you on as you mine and build your way to victory. And guess what? Nijisanji keeps on winning in every competition we host on this server. So if you want to be a part of this epic showdown of virtual talents and Minecraft skills, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual idol performing live in-game. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!

    Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land where unicorns roamed freely and rainbows filled the sky, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was so wild, so crazy, that artists and writers were banned because their creativity just couldn’t handle the madness.

    But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest of players can survive the chaos that awaits. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

    So if you’re ready to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, we don’t need humans on this server – only the craziest of gamers need apply.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1402 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

    Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!

    Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!

    Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!

    So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?

    Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL

    CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL
    🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤣

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and ridiculous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Join now for a chance to battle Gregorius in an indoor torment with heavy armor. Who knows what kind of loot you’ll find in his lair! And don’t forget about the Hot Spring event where you can relax and unwind with Shigure and her pals. 🌊

    But wait, there’s more! Take part in the General Student Council missions and help Balancing Schale’s Books. Who knew accounting could be so fun in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling brave, join the Joint Firing Drill for some intense defense action!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of craziness and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

    Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace all the craziness of the Minecraft world! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the wild and wacky!

    Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.

    So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Potions Brewed: 51 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition

    Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles with creepers riding on llamas, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even participate in our weekly ender dragon rodeo!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mobs that drop rainbow loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt

    Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most INSANE adventure of your life? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling ZOMBIE LLAMAS with their trusty diamond sword. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE, ride a PINK LLAMA into battle, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might even run into a TALKING CACTUS along the way. See you there!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Loona’s Block Party

    Loona’s Block Party
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to dance battles for rare prizes. And did I mention our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? So what are you waiting for? Join Deepthroat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Crops Grown: 5990
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3742
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!

    MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Mexican elections? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive and thrive in a world where mayoral candidates are dropping like flies!

    Imagine a server where you have to run for mayor of your own virtual city, but watch out for rival players trying to take you out before election day! Will you be like Noe Ramos Ferretiz, fighting for re-election despite the odds? Or will you end up like Alberto Garcia, found dead on an island in a reservoir (hopefully not beaten to death by other players)?

    With the most violent elections on record, our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some heart-pounding action and political intrigue. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7561 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!

    PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Pokemon have mesugaki now! That’s right, our animations have gone so far that even the Pokemon are getting in on the action. Imagine battling a Charizard with the most fabulous eyelashes you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a dabbing Enderman wandering around, and if you can find him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious encounters, and the chance to witness Minecraft history in the making. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? It’s time to log on and find out!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

    LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

    So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 361
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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