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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6494 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!
plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!