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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5152 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!
plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!