come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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