come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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