come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Undead Armies Raised: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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