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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1959 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Star Shards Collected: | 173 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.
If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?