So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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