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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4258 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend Adam starts acting all weird. He refuses to mine with you, claiming he has PTSD from a traumatic experience in a virtual arcade. But wait, there’s more! He sulks in a corner, ignoring your pleas to join in on the fun, and then snaps at you for trying to include him. Drama, drama, drama!
But fear not, because on our server, every day is like a soap opera episode. Will you patch things up with Adam and work through his arcade trauma? Or will you kick him to the virtual curb and find a new in-game love interest? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous virtual adventures you’ve ever had. Who knew mining blocks could be so entertaining?