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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8756 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend Adam starts acting all weird. He refuses to mine with you, claiming he has PTSD from a traumatic experience in a virtual arcade. But wait, there’s more! He sulks in a corner, ignoring your pleas to join in on the fun, and then snaps at you for trying to include him. Drama, drama, drama!
But fear not, because on our server, every day is like a soap opera episode. Will you patch things up with Adam and work through his arcade trauma? Or will you kick him to the virtual curb and find a new in-game love interest? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous virtual adventures you’ve ever had. Who knew mining blocks could be so entertaining?