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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7565 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 1888 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend Adam starts acting all weird. He refuses to mine with you, claiming he has PTSD from a traumatic experience in a virtual arcade. But wait, there’s more! He sulks in a corner, ignoring your pleas to join in on the fun, and then snaps at you for trying to include him. Drama, drama, drama!
But fear not, because on our server, every day is like a soap opera episode. Will you patch things up with Adam and work through his arcade trauma? Or will you kick him to the virtual curb and find a new in-game love interest? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous virtual adventures you’ve ever had. Who knew mining blocks could be so entertaining?