TrashyParentCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep party where the sheep are literally on fire!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world? Don’t be a trashy parent, come join the fun today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ores Mined:	7008	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4303

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ISO SMP: Where we trade diamonds for friendship, and prank each other like pros!

24/7, Active players, Anti-Xray, Chest locking, Community, Creeper damage, Deathchest, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Enderman, friendship, home, iso, Item Frames, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugin, prank, Pros, Server, Shops, smp, Trade, Vanilla, Vein Miner

ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Death chest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy Anti-xray protection Server on 24/7 No creeper block damage No enderman picking up blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server open to all age groups?	No, this server is for players aged 18 and above.
How can I protect my chests?	You can use the chest locking plugin with signs to secure your chests.
Can I make my items invisible?	Yes, you can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Are there player and mob heads available?	Yes, player and mob heads are available in the game.
Is there a way to recover items after death?	Yes, there is a death chest feature to retrieve items after death.
Can I use a vein-miner on this server?	Yes, vein-miner is a supported feature on the server.
Are there player homes and a custom economy system?	Yes, players can set homes and trade with a custom economy system on the server.
Is x-ray cheating prevented on this server?	Yes, there is anti-xray protection in place to prevent cheating.
What are the rules regarding creeper and enderman actions?	Creeper block damage and enderman picking up blocks are disabled on the server.
How can I join the server Discord?	You can join the server Discord through the provided link above.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	870
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Dinners Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of eating the same boring food from your country every day? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special last meal of the day that will blow your mind! Imagine feasting on diamond-encrusted steak, enchanted golden apples, and creeper-shaped cookies. Your taste buds will thank you for joining our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade emeralds for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So why settle for boring meals in your country when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a culinary adventure like never before? Come hungry, leave with a full belly and a smile on your face!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7438	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Final Fantasy X Sucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you think Final Fantasy X sucks and you want to debate about it with fellow gamers who share your controversial opinion. We have a designated “FFX Sucks” chat channel where you can rant and rave to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” faction, led by the one and only Chicken King. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can summon an army of feathered warriors to protect his land from any intruders. Will you join the Chicken Army and fight for glory?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party room where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of diamonds as the entrance fee.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RideOrDie Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from weird old guys begging for rides and guilt-tripping you into helping them! Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own transportation system and never have to deal with creepy passengers again.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can create your own driving school and teach others how to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft. No more late-night drives with strangers who make you uncomfortable – here, you’re in control of who you interact with.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and have fun without worrying about weirdos asking for favors. Plus, if you ever need a break from it all, just hop on a virtual plane and fly away to a new adventure. Trust us, it’s way more fun than giving rides to sketchy characters.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	692
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DadDramaCraft

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re cruising around in your brand new virtual car, showing off to all your friends on the server. But wait, here comes your dad, trying to steal your ride and leave you with the old clunker. Not on our watch! Stand up to your virtual dad and let him know who’s boss in this virtual world.

With a community full of supportive players and plenty of opportunities for fun, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the virtual drama unfold in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	409314	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NightOwlCraft SMP

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Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have epic battles with creepers, build ridiculous structures, and prank each other with TNT traps! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget about your boring adult responsibilities. So come join us and let your inner child run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SuperInconvenientPowers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks and build stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous superpowers that will make you the envy of all your friends!

Imagine being able to shoot fireballs from your hands, but every time you do, your character’s hair catches on fire. Or how about the power to fly, but only backwards and upside down? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy superpowers, wacky characters, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden ability that will make you the ultimate Minecraft superhero! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner superpower!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TrumpCraftHackerz

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but u dont wanna get in trouble with the law? well, join our minecraft server and u can be a hacker without any consequences! we got three iranians who hacked into trump’s campaign and now they’re on our server teaching u how to hack like a pro. come join us for some epic hacks and crazy adventures! just dont tell the fbi, ok? lolz.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	1009
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Astley’s Up Paradox Server

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so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is so lit dat if u ask Rick Astley for a copy of da movie Up, u create a PARADOX. like, whaaat? dat’s crazy, right? but wait, there’s more! on dis server, u can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigs dat wear top hats. yeah, u heard me right. and if u manage to find da secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Sir Clucksalot. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dis madness? so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Jurassic Alberta Dig Site

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we unearthed a MASSIVE dinosaur skull in northern alberta!!! like, who even knew dinosaurs were still chillin up there, amirite?? come join us and help us dig up more dino bones and create a prehistoric paradise in minecraft! we got T-rexes, velociraptors, and even a brontosaurus that doubles as a water slide. trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. join now or miss out on the dino-mite fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8291
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Welcome to CelestialCraft: where creepers can’t be trusted & diamonds are like gold. Come join the fun in our cosmic survival world!

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CelestialCraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features

Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is CelestialCraft?	CelestialCraft is a survival server designed for mature players.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through custom achievements, quests, and events.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is optional and off by default, but can be enabled for dueling with friends.
Can I create my own shop on CelestialCraft?	Yes, you can create and run your own shop or browse others for deals.
How do I protect my builds on the server?	Use the Grief Prevention system to claim land and customize claim settings.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

V-Tuber Racing – Minecraft Server

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But wait, there’s more! Tune in at 8 PM ET to catch all the action live on our stream. It’s going to be wild, trust us. And if you want to join in on the fun, just fill out our VGTC info form and get ready to race like never before.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane racing adventure. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft racing legend. See you on the track!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Potions Brewed:	46	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hurricane Helene’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to recover from the devastation of Post Hurricane Helene.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a sea of floating furniture, all washed up on the shore from the storm surge. But fear not, brave adventurer, for we are here to rebuild and revive this once beautiful coastal town of Dunedin.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find lost treasures buried beneath the wreckage, battle against the elements to rebuild our homes, and compete in ridiculous challenges to see who can come out on top as the ultimate survivor of Post Hurricane Helene.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane journey of recovery and chaos in our Minecraft SMP like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6347
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	906
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

StreamerFailCraft

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Have you ever seen a streamer accidentally set their entire Minecraft world on fire because they thought they were holding a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we promise to provide you with the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8036

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.