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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8538 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 275 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…