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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9199 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…