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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5482 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6897 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 387 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…