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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4910 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 38217 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8079 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…