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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8813 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannys (yes, you read that right) stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where anything was possible. They built a rainbow castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on flying pigs while battling evil zombie villagers. It was epic.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Truth, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join Sic semper trannys today and let the madness begin!