Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NoHusbandNoWedding

alcoholism, arrangements, ceremony, college, DAUGHTER, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, family, Honor, involvement, Jerk, late husband, Marriage, Memory, NoHusbandNoWedding, Picture, remarriage, selfish, strained relationship, Upset, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PixelPeepers

accidental nudity, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward sightings, caught off guard, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny memories, funny mishaps, funny stories, humorous situations, naked surprise, PixelPeepers, surprising sights, unexpected encounters, unexpected nudity, unexpected sights, unexpected situations, unintentional exposure, wardrobe malfunction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

Brussels, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., european union, Geopolitics, international diplomacy, international relations, military strategy, missile defense system, MissileCraft, nato, peace negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political tensions, Russia talks, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Western-supplied missile package, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	66
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKoreanNATOWar, Defense, disputed territories, eastern europe, Fighting, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, nato, News, North Korea, Reports, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, Ukraine, Verification

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

#sustainability, agriculture, Aqua, climate change, economic development, economic forecast, economic impact, environmental policy, Farm, Food, food security, food supply, gdp, GDP loss, global economy, international trade, Loss, PIXEL, Resource Management, Risk, Water Crisis, water economics, water management, water scarcity, world food production, WTO study

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CustomSt3al

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, role playing, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Fabled Realms

Adventure, alliances, Arena Pvp, Combat Skills, community-driven, Duels, Factions, FANTASY, Immersive, knight, Legacy, Mage, Medieval, Mystery, PvE, PvP, Questing, Rogue, Roleplay, storytelling, stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles

Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

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Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, arrogance, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, Government, Hubris, HubrisCraft, Insecurity, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, power, pride, provocation, Rising, Server, Superiority, Tension

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, Educational, games, general, King, LoRA, merch, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, neurosama, osu, Schedule, singing, smp, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber, Vtubers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Farms Harvested:	392
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

IndependentCraft

Boundaries, boyfriend issues, communication problems, emotional needs, Emotional support, emotional well being, feeling dismissed, feeling drained, feeling hurt, Financial Advice, IndependentCraft, mental health, overreacting, relationship dynamics, self sufficient, self worth, self-care, strong independent woman, support system, Underappreciated, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonest individuals, disrespectful behavior., fake people, Friends, friendship, incompatible personalities, incompatible values, judgmental attitudes, kind of people, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of trust, manipulative individuals, Minecraft, negative energy, NoHaterzAllowed, Selfishness, smp, toxic relationships, toxic traits, unhealthy friendships

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EndGameQuest

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, covert operation, Espionage, foreign relations, intelligence, international affairs, investigation, iran, Israeli scientist, man arrested, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, Plot, Political, secret mission, SECURITY, Server, Spycraft, Spying, Tel Aviv, Terrorism, undercover

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.