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SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

gym etiquette, gym rules, linen cloth, Minecraft, personal hygiene, sauna attire, sauna comfort, sauna etiquette, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna rules, SaunaTowel, Server, spa section, towel usage, toxic release

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Farms Harvested:	459

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyFriendzMC

cancer survivor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFriendzMC, Empathy, Family Support, friendship, HPV negative, Invalidation, lymph nodes, misunderstanding, mri, oral cancer, salivary gland, skin cancer, squamous cell carcinoma, surgery, survivor rates, survivorship, tongue cancer, warrior party

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

branded products, Cash4Craft, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, lavish spending, Luxury items, Minecraft, money drains, non-essential items, overpriced services, overspending, smp, status symbols, superfluous expenditures, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, useless purchases, Waste of Money

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Star Shards Collected:	269
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SpookyCraft2021

cult classics, Ghosts, Gore, Halloween, haunted houses, horror movies, jump scares, Monsters, psychological horror, Scary, scream queens, slasher films, spooky, SpookyCraft2021, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Vampires, Watching, Werewolves, zombies

Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	6951	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KremlinCraftMurder

Ally, Assassination, Corruption, Crime Scene, Dead, foul play, Gunshot Wound, international news, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraftMurder, law enforcement, Moscow, mysterious death, Politics, putin, russia, Russian government, Russian politics, suspicious death, Vladimir Putin

LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	97
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Syfadles: Anarchy with Zero Mod Shenanigans!

Anarchy, Bans, Discord, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, java, java server, minecraft server, mod, No Economy, open world, play now., plot claims, Server, Shenanigans, Survival, Syfadles, teleports, temporary ban, Trailer, Website

Version	1.21\| Java
No Mods	Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy.
No Permanent Bans	Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught.

Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server does not allow mods.

Q: Is there an economy system on this server?

A: No, there is no economy system on this server.

Q: What happens if I get caught hacking?

A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.

Q: Can I claim plots on this server?

A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ripa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward moment, bathroom humor, BLOCK, Celebrity Gossip, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, fart, funny, gas, kelly ripa, Marc Consuelos, married couple, Minecraft, Party, relationship goals, Ripas, Ripper, scandal, Server, smell, STINKY, TABLOID NEWS, Talk show host, television host

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Kelly Ripa’s rippers are legendary! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure as we explore the depths of blocky worlds and uncover the mysteries of stinky rippers.

Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!

Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP

community standards, confederate, confederate flag, controversial decor, cultural symbols, Flag, flag controversy, flag display restrictions., freedom of speech, historical flag, Hoa, Home decor, homeowner association, living room, Minecraft, personal expression, privacy concerns, property rights, residential guidelines, residential rules, smp, Southern heritage, Wall, wall art, WINDOW

Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal consciousness, Animal emotions, animal humor, animal insults, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology, animal sarcasm, animal wit, Animals, anthropomorphism, funny animals, Minecraft, RoastMasterCow, smp, speaking animals, Talking Animals

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5592

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyBossBattles

achieving victory, Challenges, conquering challenges, conquering fears, CraftyBossBattles, determination, facing adversity, facing fears, inspirational stories, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, pushing boundaries, reaching goals, real life boss battles, resilience, self improvement, strength in adversity, success stories, triumph over adversity, winning against the odds

Are you tired of boring old boss battles in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can battle epic bosses like the dreaded Karen, who will try to speak to your manager and steal all your diamonds! Or how about facing off against the evil Toilet Paper Hoarder, who will throw rolls at you faster than you can say “TP emergency”? Join our server for the craziest boss battles you’ll ever experience, and who knows, maybe you’ll even defeat the ultimate boss: the dreaded Lag Monster! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous boss battles of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TaxAvoidCraft

avoidance, bills, forum, Hit, hundreds, Landlords, landlords bills, Popular, Promoted, Property, property forum, property tax, scheme, six-figure, Tax, tax avoidance, tax avoidance scheme, tax scheme, TaxAvoidCraft, uk, UK landlords

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server!! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it!!! like, imagine if u were a landlord in the UK and u got hit with a six-figure bill cuz u used some shady tax scheme, like whaaaat??! but on dis server, u can avoid all dat drama and just build ur own virtual empire without worrying about pesky taxes or bills or any of dat boring stuff!! trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF, u won’t regret it!!! plus, we got like, a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and stuff, it’s wild!!! so come join us and let’s build some crazy sh*t together, it’s gonna be EPIC!!! 🤪🤪🤪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	159
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6544
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TrulyMine – 1.16.5 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Cheats, Clans, classic, Community, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Free Donations, Gaming, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Naruto, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival, TrulyMine, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat

The owner of the server “TrulyMine – 1.16.5 – 1.21” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Taco’s World: Where Tacos Rule and Fabric Modpacks Drool, No Mods Allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, Community, Discord, Drool, Fabric, Friends, Fun, Gaming, host, Join, Map, Minecraft, Modpack, modpacks, Mods, new, offline chunk loading, player, rule, Semi Vanilla, server info, space exploration, Staff, Tacos, Tech, Vanilla, Version, world

Minecraft Server Overview

New Map	Created 9/28/2024
Offline Chunk Loading	Available
Dedicated Host	24/7 live
Staff Recruitment	Looking for staff

Mod Pack: Taco’s World Modpack

Server Version: 1.1.2

Server Info: Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server suitable for new players?	Yes, the modpack is meant for new players or those just getting into mods.
What features does the modpack include?	The modpack has improved world generation, tech elements, and space exploration.
Can I load chunks offline?	Yes, offline chunk loading is available on the server.
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is hosted 24/7 for uninterrupted gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join the server through the provided Discord link for more information.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NYC Wageslaving Minecraft Server

career, career development, city life, commuting, corporate culture, employment, grind, hustle, job market, Job Opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, new york city, NYC, office life, Professional Growth, Server, urban living, wageslaving, work culture, work environment, work stress, work-life balance

Are you tired of being a wageslave in New York City? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the big city. Instead of dodging taxis and crowded subways, you’ll be dodging creepers and building epic structures with your fellow players.

Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, allowing you to unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires. Want to create a replica of the Empire State Building? Go for it! Feel like building a secret underground lair to hide from your boss? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic pranks to wild adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Leave the concrete jungle behind and join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky escape from reality!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7013	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Buildings Constructed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft SMP: /pcgia/ – Phasing Aliens and Invading Generals

aliens, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Generals, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, Invaders General, INVADING, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, pcgia, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Friends, Phasing, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, smp, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widget, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, where you’ll embark on epic adventures with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness with Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, the ex-Tsunderia crew, Prima from VReverie Extended, the Kawaii gang, Idol Corp, Yubicraft, V4Mirai, and PixelLink!

Why should you join this wild ride? Well, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who challenges players to dance-offs for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other on this absolutely bonkers SMP! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	310	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	4800	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	185
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2