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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6872 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
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