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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1049 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
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