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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4359 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 270 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
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